via  fergussonweblogxz  (originally  arthurpendragonns)
1 month ago on 10 March 2014 ~ 5:34pm 12,963 notes
vanjalen:


rebellion has never been so cute 

vanjalen:

rebellion has never been so cute 

1 month ago on 10 March 2014 ~ 5:33pm 455,312 notes
breakingdeadwalkingbad:

 


"Bruh…they said they giving me 15 to life."
"Nigga, you LION…"

breakingdeadwalkingbad:

 

"Bruh…they said they giving me 15 to life."

"Nigga, you LION…"

via  food-bring-happiness  (originally  nobodyplace)
1 month ago on 10 March 2014 ~ 5:33pm 188,965 notes
asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

1 month ago on 10 March 2014 ~ 5:31pm 408,106 notes

oswinning-oswald:

here, have Misha being endlessly lost on your dash

image

via  d-p-a-k  (originally  brananna)
1 month ago on 10 March 2014 ~ 5:31pm 30,355 notes
via  food-bring-happiness  (originally  serfborts)
1 month ago on 10 March 2014 ~ 5:31pm 344,020 notes
sociopath-cereal-bath:

thesataniclittleangel:

ladywinchestar:

takshammy:

kubbypan:

karkatquest:

ohbabyitsnatalie:

How to read people’s minds. Watch Those Pupils A persons pupils get bigger when they are aroused, interested and/or receptive. If you look into his or her eyes and see those pupils growing large - it’s looking good for you. Basically big pupils (unless it’s just dark) mean a person likes what they see. Try this experiment, and you’ll understand how immediate this effect can be. Go right now and look in the mirror at your own eyes. As you look at them, imagine a sexy man or woman you are attracted to - in whatever way would turn you on. You’ll see that your pupils get bigger in just seconds. Actually, if you love to fish, they may get big just thinking about a lake you love. Anything you like to look at can make your pupils bigger. Now, there are two ways to use this.1. Mind Reading For the mind reading part, you can now watch for changing of pupil size to know if someone is interested in you or what you have to say. And yes, shrinking pupils generally do mean the person is not interested. Just be careful to note if light in the persons eyes is causing the shrinking pupils. In addition to judging the general level of interest and/or receptivity to you, you can use pupil size to go a little deeper into a person’s mind. For example, during the course of a conversation, you can describe various scenes or delve into different topics, while watching the persons pupils. If their pupils shrank at the mention of skiing, and got huge when you described a beach you like, you can be fairly certain they would like the Bahamas over a ski resort. The great thing about this little trick is that you can easily test it and refine your technique. Start with a friend whose interests you know already, and watch their pupils as you describe various places or even ideas. See if getting them to visualize, by saying something “Remember how that car of yours looked,” gets a bigger pupil response.2. Influencing If you haven’t yet experimented with your own pupils, by watching them in the mirror, go try it now. You’ll find that you can quickly train yourself to change your pupil size at will. Just find a mental image or two that gets them really big, and use these as necessary. Look at a light briefly when you want to shrink your pupils back down. Now, how do you use this? We all use little clues like pupil size as we interact with people. We are affected by people’s expressions and body language even when we haven’t yet learned to identify it. In other words - the person in front of you will unconsciously pick upon your enlarging pupils. They will unconsciously take this to mean that you like them, and for many people, this will make them like you more. Listen. This is the easiest and most effective way to read minds. Just pay attention, ask a few questions and listen to what they say about themselves.Watch the Posture. Leaning towards indicates that the person is interested and receptive.Watch For Hair Play. When women play with their hair while talking to you, it is almost always a sign of receptivity.Watch the Mouth. A slightly open mouth is a sign of curiosity and interest.Watch the Head. A tilting head, especially if it comes with a smile and eye contact, is a sign that the person likes you.Watch the Eyes  Here is what people’s minds are doing when they are thinking or asked to remember something. This is true for most right handed people (reverse all this for left-handed people): As you face them, and their eyes go:Up and to the right - they are remembering a visual image. Up and to the left - They are constructing a visual image. To the right - They are remembering sounds or conversation. To the left - The are constructing sounds or conversations. Down and to the right - They are in an internal dialog. Down and to the left - They are accessing kinesthetic feelings, tastes and smells.How to influence the opposite sex:Use Mirroring and Matching. Match the speed of your speech to that of the person you’re talking to. Sit like he or she is sitting. Use the words they use. This is a fast way to build rapport. Once there is a “bond” built, you can start to lead the conversation and actions where you want them to go.Compliment Her or Him. Discover what the person is proud of first, then find a genuine way to compliment them in that area.Listen. Always show a genuine interest in what the person is saying. Ask appropriate questions, so the person knows you’re paying attention. Use their interests to lead into a direction you want to go.Make Good First Impressions. Men usually form a quick visual impression in less than 20 seconds, and then make another judgment based on appearance and personality within a couple minutes. Women usually place less immediate emphasis on appearance, and form an “intuitive” first impression in a couple minutes. The lesson? Work fast.By Steve Gillman. Excerpt from “A Book of Secrets”

Oh my god, I honestly didn’t think this was going to work but it did and I am in awe right now. This is amazing. 

this would be really cool if my eyes weren’t as fucking black as the night sky

DUDE NOTHAT MAKES YOU HARD TO READAND AWESOMELIKE A FUCKING SHADOW SPY THINGYOU FUCKING ROCK

You shouldn’t have mentioned your black eyes. They will hear you and they will find you.

Did someone say
black eyes

sociopath-cereal-bath:

thesataniclittleangel:

ladywinchestar:

takshammy:

kubbypan:

karkatquest:

ohbabyitsnatalie:

How to read people’s minds.

Watch Those Pupils
A persons pupils get bigger when they are aroused, interested and/or receptive. If you look into his or her eyes and see those pupils growing large - it’s looking good for you. Basically big pupils (unless it’s just dark) mean a person likes what they see.

Try this experiment, and you’ll understand how immediate this effect can be. Go right now and look in the mirror at your own eyes. As you look at them, imagine a sexy man or woman you are attracted to - in whatever way would turn you on. You’ll see that your pupils get bigger in just seconds. Actually, if you love to fish, they may get big just thinking about a lake you love. Anything you like to look at can make your pupils bigger.

Now, there are two ways to use this.

1. Mind Reading
For the mind reading part, you can now watch for changing of pupil size to know if someone is interested in you or what you have to say. And yes, shrinking pupils generally do mean the person is not interested. Just be careful to note if light in the persons eyes is causing the shrinking pupils.

In addition to judging the general level of interest and/or receptivity to you, you can use pupil size to go a little
deeper into a person’s mind. For example, during the course of a conversation, you can describe various scenes or delve into different topics, while watching the persons pupils. If their pupils shrank at the mention of skiing, and got huge when you described a beach you like, you can be fairly certain they would like the Bahamas over a ski resort.

The great thing about this little trick is that you can easily test it and refine your technique. Start with a friend whose interests you know already, and watch their pupils as you describe various places or even ideas. See if getting them to visualize, by saying something “Remember how that car of yours looked,” gets a bigger pupil response.

2. Influencing
If you haven’t yet experimented with your own pupils, by watching them in the mirror, go try it now. You’ll find that you can quickly train yourself to change your pupil size at will. Just find a mental image or two that gets them really big, and use these as necessary. Look at a light briefly when you want to shrink your pupils back down. Now, how do you use this?

We all use little clues like pupil size as we interact with people. We are affected by people’s expressions and body language even when we haven’t yet learned to identify it. In other words - the person in front of you will unconsciously pick upon your enlarging pupils. They will unconsciously take this to mean that you like them,
and for many people, this will make them like you more.

Listen. This is the easiest and most effective way to read minds. Just pay attention, ask a few questions and listen to what they say about themselves.

Watch the Posture. Leaning towards indicates that the person is interested and receptive.

Watch For Hair Play. When women play with their hair while talking to you, it is almost always a sign of receptivity.

Watch the Mouth. A slightly open mouth is a sign of curiosity and interest.

Watch the Head. A tilting head, especially if it comes with a smile and eye contact, is a sign that the person likes you.

Watch the Eyes 
Here is what people’s minds are doing when they are thinking or asked to remember something. This is true for most right handed people (reverse all this for left-handed people): As you face them, and their eyes go:
Up and to the right - they are remembering a visual image.
Up and to the left - They are constructing a visual image.
To the right - They are remembering sounds or conversation.
To the left - The are constructing sounds or conversations.
Down and to the right - They are in an internal dialog.
Down and to the left - They are accessing kinesthetic feelings, tastes and smells.

How to influence the opposite sex:
Use Mirroring and Matching. Match the speed of your speech to that of the person you’re talking to. Sit like he or she is sitting. Use the words they use. This is a fast way to build rapport. Once there is a “bond” built, you can start to lead the conversation and actions where you want them to go.

Compliment Her or Him. Discover what the person is proud of first, then find a genuine way to compliment them in that area.

Listen. Always show a genuine interest in what the person is saying. Ask appropriate questions, so the person knows you’re paying attention. Use their interests to lead into a direction you want to go.

Make Good First Impressions. Men usually form a quick visual impression in less than 20 seconds, and then make another judgment based on appearance and personality within a couple minutes. Women usually place less immediate emphasis on appearance, and form an “intuitive” first impression in a couple minutes. The lesson? Work fast.

By Steve Gillman. Excerpt from “A Book of Secrets”

Oh my god, I honestly didn’t think this was going to work but it did and I am in awe right now. This is amazing. 

this would be really cool if my eyes weren’t as fucking black as the night sky

DUDE NO
THAT MAKES YOU HARD TO READ
AND AWESOME
LIKE A FUCKING SHADOW SPY THING
YOU FUCKING ROCK

You shouldn’t have mentioned your black eyes. They will hear you and they will find you.

Did someone say

imageblack eyes

via  curious-andcuriouser  (originally  bonvivantx)
1 month ago on 10 March 2014 ~ 5:30pm 446,886 notes
via  just-an-art-kid  (originally  ruinedchildhood)
1 month ago on 10 March 2014 ~ 5:27pm 212,768 notes

idunwin:

melanoleuca:

Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever

image

image bring me the booty

via  just-my-blog-and-i  (originally  gloomyspice)
1 month ago on 10 March 2014 ~ 5:26pm 333,496 notes
food-bring-happiness:

schwa-el:

australianbae:

OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS

His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt

WHERE IS HIS NOSE

food-bring-happiness:

schwa-el:

australianbae:

OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS

His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt

WHERE IS HIS NOSE

via  food-bring-happiness  (originally  snipsons)
1 month ago on 10 March 2014 ~ 5:24pm 169,254 notes